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davela2
02-08-2005, 03:38 PM
Unbelievable cruise, magnificent ship!
We just got back from an Eastern Caribbean cruise on the Navigator. It was an all gay chartered cruise, 3100 guys, 37 women, so things ran a just a little different than a “normal” cruise. There was one or two straight couples who heard about the cruise and thought it would be fun. I talked to one of them, they had a vacation of a lifetime. They had been on many cruises but never had so much fun as they did this time with all gay men. Here are my thoughts:

Embarkation: remarkably fast. We went from being dropped off at the port to inside our cabin in 25 minutes. Would have been sooner but we stopped for a Rum Runner on the way. Most of the waiting was getting through the security scanners.

The Ship: in a word, magnificent! Never felt crowded. Never a wait. Never hard to find deck chairs

Cabin: we were in an outside cabin on level 2. It was fine. We really didn’t need a balcony, since we were never in our cabin much. Got lots of exercise, though, taking the stairs all the time (the ship has 14 levels). There was rarely a wait for the elevators when we did take them. The cabin itself was roomy enough. We and our 4 friends had 3 cabins in a row. Our cabin attendant, Gil, was great, and we got a kick out of the towel animals he made every night, although, you do end up with this weird towel zoo by the end of the cruise, LOL.

Food: because this was a chartered cruise, dress code, formal night and early/late seating was thrown out. The only dress code for the dining rooms was no shorts or tank tops. Some people may frown upon that and may want the “Dockers and collared shirt” look at every meal, and may want the formal night. Personally, I’m on a vacation to relax and be comfortable, and for me, that means a nice pair of jeans, a dressy T-shirt and Top Siders, so I was thrilled. The seating was “open seating” at every meal. You just walked up, told them how many in your party, and whether you wanted your own table or wanted to join with others, and you were seated. There was never any wait, ever, not even a minute. I don’t know why RCI would not do this every time. It seemed to work like flawlessly. You could eat dinner in the dining room any time between 6:30 and 10:00. The food was fine, not exceptional, but fine. The choices were adequate. We ate at Portofinos one night and I have to honestly say, it was one of the best meals I have ever had. Both the food and the service was 5 star. Pay the extra money and treat yourself. Never ate at Johnny Rockets.

Drinking: I’m going to set the record straight, so to speak. We brought a bottle of rum and mixers in our checked luggage. No problems. I asked our cabin staff to make sure we always had plenty of ice, and since the rum was always on the coffee table, he knew why we wanted the ice. We mixed our drinks in one of those plastic drink containers and were on our way. In San Juan, we bought 4 more bottles of alcohol. We put these in a duffle bag that we had with us, and when we re-boarded the ship, we just walked right by the table where you are “supposed to” declare your alcohol purchase and surrender the liquor until the end of the cruise. If they do “catch” you bringing alcohol on board, they will ask you to surrender it, but they honestly seemed to not really make a big deal out of it. A funny note, the ship had to purchase additional alcohol from the duty free shop in San Juan because we drank so much on the first 2 nights. If you’re a beer drinker, The Two Poets and Cosmopolitan bars have 20oz import drafts for $4. Can’t beat that anywhere! The coke card is a great deal. The give you refillable metal container for the coke, as well as put a sticker on your Sea Pass. And they honestly didn’t care if you ordered 2 cokes at once.

Entertainment. Because this was an all-gay ship, the entertainment was specifically tailored to the crowd. Gay comedians, gay hypnotist, even a gay ice show featuring US champion Rudy Galindo, and male/male ice dancers. The RCI Broadway type shows were entertaining as well. Also, because this was an all-gay cruise, the nightly parties typically ran from 11PM to 6AM. We usually made it to around 2AM. Don’t even ask what the themes of the parties were (OK, if you ask, I’ll tell). Sound systems, DJs and lighting were all brought on board for this cruise.

Service: Service across the board was excellent. I saw very little complaining by passengers, and I think in general, the staff really appreciated and enjoyed serving this specific crowd.

Ports:
San Juan: not enough time to really see the island. We saw the Fort, walked around Old San Juan, had some drinks, bought lots of liquor, and went back on board
St Maarten: If you do nothing else on this cruise, take the America’s Cup Sailing Regatta shore excursion. It was the highlight of the trip. We were on Stars and Stripes, I was a “rear stay grinder” and we won the race. It was unbelievably fun and unique. The crew was blast.
Labadee: We were the only ship there. Beautiful beaches, views, rock formations, and yes, although the Haitians were pushy, keep in mind that you make more in an hour than they make in a week. But do bargain! Friends of ours wanted two large wood carved masks. They were $120 each. They got them down to $50 for both, and they threw in a small painting.

Children’s Facilities: never saw them, there were no kids on this cruise. Average age was about 35.

Debarkation: This took a loooong time, but mostly because there were only a handful immigration agents for all these passengers. Here’s a tip, on the last night, ask your cabin attendant for a white “early debarkation” tag. Then you can get off the ship when you want, and your luggage will already be there waiting for you.

Any questions?

TONY
02-08-2005, 04:41 PM
First, WELCOME TO CRUISEFOOLS! Thanks for providing your review. We didn't have as much a partying time when we were on RCI Mariner in September so we're gonna stick with Carnival (well the Hounds are doing Princess in between!). I will say that RCI does have embarkation down and other lines should take notice.

Host Sue
02-08-2005, 04:53 PM
Many of us sailed together on the Glory about 1 1/2 years ago. There was a group of gay men on the ship with us, and let me tell you those guys were the absolute life of the party!!! They were SO MUCH FUN in the kareoke lounge, we looked forward to hanging there with them every night. They put the gay men and a group of lovely black women together on the stage for a group song, I'll never forget how fun that was. :D

Sounds like you had a great cruise, thanks for posting your review, and welcome to Cruisefools.

goodml
02-08-2005, 05:31 PM
Welcome to cruisefools. Sounds like you had a great time. Thanks for posting your review. I have to admit to a wee bit of curiosity about those theme nights. :D

hstrybuf
02-08-2005, 06:30 PM
Welcome and thanks for the review! I must say I've never read one on a gay cruise and found it interesting. We too loved the Navigator and our favorite "watering hole" was the Two Poets Pub. ;)

Adventurer
02-08-2005, 10:30 PM
I guess there wasn't a wait for the ladies room. :D Sounds like a good cruise to me!

davela2
02-09-2005, 08:33 AM
Welcome to cruisefools. Sounds like you had a great time. Thanks for posting your review. I have to admit to a wee bit of curiosity about those theme nights. :D


First, I'll set the scene for theme parties: For each party, the staff completely clears the pool deck of all chairs, puts netting over the pools, sets up 4 extra bars along the sides of the pool deck, the Atlantis staff (Atlantis is the charter company) sets up a lighting, laser, smoke and sound system that would rival any concert venue, and there were 6 DJs brought in from NY and LA. And now imagine the pool deck with almost every passenger present, it was shoulder to shoulder packed from the pool bar back to the hot tubs. The T dances ran from 4-7PM and the night parties ran from 11PM-6AM

Day 1: sail away T Dance-just your average bon voyage party
Day 2: Dog tag T Dance: military theme, cops, army, navy, leather etc . .
Day 3: Mardi Gras night: well think of the most irreverent yet extravagent of New Orleans and you'll get the pictuure
Day 4: Island Magic night: think sorongs, and not much else
Day 5: Classic T Dance: think retro seventies disco (my favorite party-because of the music)
Day 6: White party night: anything goes, as long as it's white, from just underwear to angels to white cowboy outfits to wedding gowns. this is the premier party and finally wound down at 7:30 AM
Day 7: sounds of summer T dance: a chance to show off your tan and sexiest swimsuit

on nights where there wasn't a pool deck party, they covered the ice in Studio B, and turned that into an all night club

because of the times of the parties, fortunately, the Windjammer was always open until 4AM

davela2
02-09-2005, 08:35 AM
I guess there wasn't a wait for the ladies room. :D Sounds like a good cruise to me!

Thankfully, on this specific sailing, ALL of the restrooms were coed

Adventurer
02-09-2005, 10:20 AM
Those deck parties sound fantastic! Looks like Atlantis could teach the cruise lines a few things about how to entertain passengers. I can just imagine the final bar bills on those sea passes. :eek: Quick questions.... Do you have to be gay or a member of this Atlantis to book one of their cruises? (we are not but that doesn't stop me from being friends). Also, since there is obviously more entertainment onboard are the cruises more expensive than a regular cruise? This group sounds like a lot of fun!

hstrybuf
02-09-2005, 10:43 AM
That's quite a list of parties! Sounds like fun 24/7!

davela2
02-09-2005, 11:29 AM
Those deck parties sound fantastic! Looks like Atlantis could teach the cruise lines a few things about how to entertain passengers. I can just imagine the final bar bills on those sea passes. :eek: Quick questions.... Do you have to be gay or a member of this Atlantis to book one of their cruises? (we are not but that doesn't stop me from being friends). Also, since there is obviously more entertainment onboard are the cruises more expensive than a regular cruise? This group sounds like a lot of fun!

Anyone is welcome on any Atlantis cruise. There were some straight couples, and a number of straight friends, most of whom are hooked on these cruises because they are so much more fun. Yes, the bar bill do get outrageous, that's probabbly why the bartenders love us so much, they get an automatic 15% (usually 20%) for every drink. And yes, the cost of the cruise is probabbly about $200 more per person, but for me, and for most, it's definately worth it for the parties, customized shows, flexible dining, and (sorry parents), but also no kids.

you can see all of Atlantis's cruises @ www.atlantisevents.com

cnmiranda
02-10-2005, 10:41 PM
Thanks for the review Davela2. Sounds like a terrific time. I haven't done a RCCL week long cruise yet, was looking into the Navigator for my folks. So is that your hunky photo on the atlantisevents website? The chap on the left looks like George Michael :)

Happy sailings :D

kruz
02-21-2005, 12:46 PM
This sounds like a fantastic time!! Going to check out the web site!
Thanks Dave!!!

davela2
02-21-2005, 02:40 PM
This sounds like a fantastic time!! Going to check out the web site!
Thanks Dave!!!

here are the pictures from this cruise. Don't worry, they are rated PG-13 (more or less).

http://community.webshots.com/user/dliebermi

worfsmom
02-21-2005, 07:12 PM
What NO KIDS????? ..........My Type Of Cruise!!!!!!!

Salty Dawg
02-21-2005, 10:38 PM
Welcome davela2... when's your next cruise? Remember to invite your Cruise Fool friends!

Fool Kristy
03-04-2005, 10:49 PM
OMG!! I loved your pictures, they were great! It looks like you had a fabulous time. Your review was outstanding, thanks for sharing!:)

Host Pammy
03-05-2005, 08:32 AM
For sure, your friends sound great, you should invite some to join one of our Cruise Fools group cruises. We're LOUD and PROUD as it is but I think we could kick it up another notch!!

Fool Kristy
03-05-2005, 12:20 PM
For sure, your friends sound great, you should invite some to join one of our Cruise Fools group cruises. We're LOUD and PROUD as it is but I think we could kick it up another notch!!
Pam is so right! You guys would have a blast with us!!! I hope you consider it!:)

sleepybert
03-17-2005, 12:47 PM
So, there are adult only cruises. I'll have to remember the name of that company next time somebody tells me they don't like all the kids on board. This sounds like an awesome cruise.

dbch911
08-29-2005, 08:25 PM
I loved your review and the pictures were EXCELLENT! What a great time you must have had. So many great looking guys...Wow!